(Uh, weren't they parents before?)
Phil Spector is hoping to get a few comforts of home in his new prison cell, and a television, iPod and computer access are at the top of his list.
(Gee, maybe he should have thought of that before he killed Ms. Clarkson?)
Here I spent all this time being depressed, and so many celebrity issues went right past me. What was I thinking? (this is a joke...I couldn't really help being depressed...)