OK - one more installment of "captions that didn't make the cut", but don't let me be a one-trick pony, yo!
At a recent press conference, Dennis Kuchinch was quoted as responding, "Why YES, I did dress myself this morning. Why do you ask?"
DID OBAMA GIVE HILLARY A WEDGIE? Film at eleven...
At a recent news conference, Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani was asked if he had attention deficit disorder in his medical background. Giuliani was quoted as responding, "No, I do not have...look, a birdie!"
All right...that's IT for now...I'm gonna write about other stuff, and you're gonna like it!