Tuesday, January 08, 2008

"I Got You Babe", 2008 New Hampshire Primary Dance Mix...featuring Hillary and Obama

H: They say you're ahead and I'm behind
They say you're cool and I'm a mare's behind
O: Well I think all you've said is true
Just check the polls, I'm right in front of YOU!!!

O: Babe, I'll beat you babe...I'll beat you babe

H: They say you're fresh and I'm old hat
I'll let New Hampshire be the judge of that
O: I know I've 'fessed to smokin' pot,
But doesn't Bill still screw around a lot?
H: Babe, I'll beat you babe...I'll beat you babe

O: I'll get voters in the spring,
And you'll just have static cling...
H: I'm a class act, you're just a clown
If I need a laugh, you're always around

H: Don't say my speeches are too long
I've got Barb Streisand, so I can't go wrong
O: Well, Oprah is the dame for me
Chuck Norris is stuck with Hu-uh-uh-ka-bee

O: Babe, I'll beat you babe...I'll beat you babe

O: I got you to diss and sass
H: I got you to kiss my a$$
O: You're an ice cube, so says Bill
H: You've dropped acid and popped pills
O: Your mama she wears army shoes
H: Your speeches make me wanna snooze
O: Your hair spray smells like moldy cheese
H: Your after shave makes my staff sneeze

BOTH: I'll beat you babe
I'll beat you babe
I'll beat you babe
I'll beat you babe
I'll beat you babe