Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Last one till February...caucus captions that didn't quite make it

While waiting for primary results, Hillary Clinton lead everyone in a rousing chorus of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"...

followed by "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands". Barney the Dinosaur was quoted as saying, "She's stealin' my bit!"

Once the sing-a-long was over, Hillary requested the head of Obama, saying, "I want it on a silver platter, yo!" The silver platter could not be reached for comment.

Meanwhile, Michelle Obama (with husband Barack standing by) was quoted as saying , "Here it is,'ll walk over to get it but you'll limp back."

When questioned on the subject of head-severing, Presidential hopeful John McCain was quoted as saying, "She ain't gettin' MY head." John McCain's head could not be reached for comment.

(The hits just keep on' comin', yo...)