Caucus photo captions that didn't make the cut - 2008
In the interest of all that wish to remember certain parts of the Iowa Caucus 2008, I give you some Sudie-styled captions for a few memorable photographs found online.
Thanks for the memories, Internet...
A Bill Richardson campaign worker was tragically eaten by a glossy-finish paper banner today in Des Moines. Richardson had no comment, but the local Kinko's copy center will hold a candlelight vigil for the banner, which had to be destroyed after a stand-off with security guards.
When questioned about his knowledge of the man-eating banner, Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee instead told the audience exactly HOW big he is. His wife could not be reached for comment - however, Chuck Norris was quoted as saying, "Oh Lord...how many people am I going to have to beat the crap out of for THIS?"
Democratic front-runner Barack Obama, upon hearing of his victory, was quoted as saying, "Bring me the head of Hillary Clinton so that I may play basketball with it!"
Former President Bill Clinton is in negotiations with Obama to provide his wife's head for a one-on-one basketball game...he was quoted as saying, "I'll cut off her melon real good - hey man, let's go to Applebee's for some hot wings afterwards. I know the manager...IF you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge." The manager of Applebee's could not be reached for further comment.
DAMN! I have a future in this kind of thing, I'm sure of it!
Happy weekend!
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