quick questions

1. If someone says to me, "You're a sight for sore eyes", I often wonder what could be so much worse that the sight of MY face provides comfort?

2. Is it a positive thing when someone's both suicidal and a procrastinator? Wouldn't those qualities cancel each other out?

3. Why hasn't anyone slapped Britney Spears into a vo-tech of their choice? Even though her current album is supposedly good, she needs to learn how to do something else so maybe she can get out of the Hollyweird life and get the kids back?

4. Why do I care about question #3?