Fractured headlines, and a new hot guy that may kick Brad Pitt out of the running!

First, a few fractured headlines...



Gossip Writer Probed in Extortion Plot
(Eewww...sounds painful...don't think I need to know anymore)












New Red, Blue Rings Found Around Uranus
(Time to change your diet, wouldn't you say?)










Prince Charles: Women Help Men's Health
(Yeah...we could ask Princess Diana about that theory, but...well, you know...)




















FDA OKs First Attention Deficit Patch
(Now if we can only remember...uh...what was that?)







Well, anyway...it's Friday. Not much to tell...I won't bore you with big band stuff since I realized I mentioned this weekend's gig twice in one week. It's cool.

But it's a rainy, dreary day. One perk, however - I discovered Jubilant Sykes again. I had his first CD where it was mostly religious in nature (which is fine). However, he put out a 2nd CD with rock songs and standards. This wouldn't be unusual in and of itself if it weren't for the fact that he is a classically trained baritone who won a Metropolitan Opera competition. From the classical training I had in college, opera singers aren't necessarily encouraged to sing jazz, pop or Broadway stuff. That doesn't necessarily stop us, but it is a pain in the a$$. At any rate, he is also lovely to look at and since Mr. Pitt doesn't respond to my urgent cries for Chubby Hubby and massages of various sorts, Mr. Sykes may have to take his place. Ay-yi-yi.


Finally, I have also made a new blogfriend...please take a minute to visit Bipolar Princess. She's in the Chicagoland area, and she has a lot to say about life and how she deals with it through her illness and other things.

Well, that's all the "poop" for me today...I'll probably be back later...but I do hope that Mr. Sykes is reading this, and if he is, I like Chubby Hubby ice cream and long foot massages.

Sudiegirl