A daring step for your favorite bipolar redheaded blog and karaeoke diva...

I saw in today’s news that Meredith Viera (from “The View”) is taking Katie Couric’s perky place on “Today”.

Therefore, “The View” is looking for someone to take her place. However, they didn’t really state the requirements for filling the empty chair, now, did they?

With that in mind, I wrote to “Ask the ViewMaster” and threw my hat into the ring.

Even though I am generally cranky and have no experience in television whatsoever, what could I POSSIBLY have to offer ABC?

Here’s a list:

1. Joy Behar and I can crack jokes all the time. I think she’s someone I could get along with.

2. I shop at Payless Shoes, so that helps put more money in Star Jones Reynolds’ coffers. Plus, I think I received all the weight Star lost so dramatically.



















3. I want the chance to tell Barbara Walters what kind of tree I’d like to be.










4. I think I’m just a darned insightful babe and would like a chance to share my views of the world in a completely different way than I usually do.

So COME ON LADIES!!!

What have you got to lose? (Besides your lunch, that is…) Give a girl a break, huh?

Your dark horse in the running,
Sudiegirl