Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Snippets


OK…what is it with some guys and trying to have “relations” with those of a different species?

And NO, I’m not talking about a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader trying to make it with the clerk of her local comic book store.

I’m talking about sheep and the men who love them.

For your examination purposes…if you click here, you will read a sordid story of an elected official, an innocent barnyard animal, and the illicit love they shared.

This is just every color and shade of wrong…I don’t have words to describe how totally wrong this is. Are there WOMEN who do this? If there are, let me know. Then I will have full justification to douse myself in bleach.

NEXT…why do people think “New Age” music is peaceful when one of the most popular New Age musicians in the world beats up his girlfriend?

If you read here, you’ll get to see his very attractive mug shot, and read about exactly how he treated his woman.

That’s it…from now on, I’ll only listen to bluegrass…it seems to be the safest music.


So now, to continue...it’s Wednesday…groovy Hump Day.

Not much going on here, really. As long as I don’t go out with Yanni or purchase sheep that might interest male passers-by, I’m probably in good shape.

What can I talk to you fine folks about that I haven’t mentioned already?

Heck…I dunno. Let’s just go with the stream of consciousness thing and see what happens.

I do know I’m too broke to go see The Blue Collar Comedy Tour pass through DC in a couple of weeks. WAY too broke. Those boys are getting’ rich, and that’s cool…but come on folks! What about your fans out there that really do crash their pickup so they can make the truck payment with the insurance payment? I am so saddened by this…oh well, boys, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Also, the “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” needs a touch of feminine mystique, and who else to provide it but yours truly? I can fend off Larry the Cable Guy with the best of ‘em. I hope they’re readin’ this…



Also, I found out my older niece Courtney worships both Esteban and B.B. King.

My sister is juggling work, kids and her sanity, but what parent isn’t In this day and age?

Beyond that, I have nothing to share so I will bid you a fond adieu…

Sudiegirl