Friday, December 23, 2005

Another post dedicated to my dad, who thought toast should be its own food group...

If you click on the title, it will take you to the webpage, which has Heywood Banks as one of their clients. Heywood is one of those comedians that, once you appreciate him, you always will. He'll never sell out on you!

"TOAST" (by Heywood Banks...)
All around the country and coast to coast,

People always say "what do you like most?"
I don’t wanna brag, I don’t wanna boast
I always tell'em I like toast…
Yeah toast!
Yeah toast!

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I get up in the morning about 6 am,
Have a li’l jelly, have a li’l jam.
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot
I get toast…
Yeah toast!
Ahhhhahh toast!
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Now there's no secret to toasting perfection;
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection!
You push to the dark or the light and then
if it pops up too soon, press down again and make toast...
Yeah toast!
(mumbling) toast!
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When the first caveman drove in from the dregs,
He didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs.
Must’ve been a genius, got it in his head;
Plugged the toaster in the wall and bought a bag of bread..
and made toast!
Yeah toast!
Ugh hmmmmmmm (not sure what THAT means…)
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Oui oui, monsieur, bon jour croquette…
Uh huh croissant, Chevy Corvette,
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower
Oui oui Marie, baguette bonsoir…
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In (city) or where the heck I am right now
Yeah toast!
Yea hey he hmmm....TOAST!
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So Dad, if they let you read blogs in heaven, this one's for are many others that I torment my readers with every day. I love you always.

Your Sudiegirl