And now, from the "Here Comes the Bride and her cadre of lawyers" and Yahoo! News
Sudiegirl sez: This subject appealed to me, so I thought I’d analyze it in my own unique way. Here goes…
Untying the Knot, Celebrity Style
By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer
Tue Dec 13, 3:56 PM ET
LOS ANGELES - No mother-in-law sleepovers. Only one football game per Sunday. Mandatory sexual positions. With celebrity marriages often shorter than Jessica Simpson's Daisy Dukes, the power of the prenuptial agreement cannot be denied. (Personally, I’m against mother-in-law sleepovers too, esp. if it’s MY mother-in-law.)
Simpson and soon-to-be-ex-husband Nick Lachey didn't have a prenup — he actually had more earning power than she did when they got married three years ago — so Simpson could have to part with half of the $30 million she earned last year. That's a lot of Chicken of the Sea. (That’s a lot of buffalo too…)
Other recent breakups include Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen and Christina Applegate and Jonathon Schaech. Prenups are the norm for most stars — even regular folks should have one, if you listen to Kanye West — and these documents can dictate far more than who gets what. Attorneys say some recent celebrity prenups include (Oh, this should be good…):
property. (Obviously formulated by a man. Now do men have to follow the same rules – in proportion, of course?)• Allowing a spouse to perform random drug tests, with financial penalties for positive results. (Now I can get behind this one, kind of…)
• Requiring a husband to pay $10,000 each time he is rude to his wife's parents. (If I’d done that to my second husband, he’d have had to declare bankruptcy about five times or so.)
• The previously mentioned rules regarding mothers-in-law, football and sex. (The only one I REALLY have trouble with is the sex one…but that’s just me and my inner prude.)
"Everything is legal unless you're dealing with custody of children or child support," said Los Angeles divorce attorney Robert Nachshin, who has represented Barry Bonds (his ex signed the prenup the day before their wedding) and author Terry McMillan (who discovered the young hubby who brought her groove back was gay). "Everything else is up for grabs." (Yeah, but just because it’s legal doesn’t necessarily mean it’s moral!)
So if Simpson had planned ahead, she could have limited Lachey's football-watching plus protected her "Dukes of Hazzard" and Dessert cosmetics dollars. (Well now, we all know that wouldn’t have happened…)
"People have their own little peculiar peccadilloes they're concerned about," said attorney Leon F. Bennett, who has represented Marlon Brando, Kelsey Grammer and Dennis Hopper. "People of wealth have a sense they have power over others that their money can acquire, and reality shows it can." (I guess…)
High-profile prenups typically contain confidentiality clauses to keep them out of the public eye, Nachshin said. Even during divorce, many celebrities keep their arrangements private by hiring a retired judge to oversee the proceedings, said attorney Connolly Oyler, who has represented producer Sam Simon and Ali Landry . (I guess that’s why I wanna be a celebrity…so I can do things one step ahead of People magazine.)
Infidelity clauses are common, Nachshin said. Michael Douglas agreed to pay Catherine Zeta-Jones millions should he stray, and Denise Richards made similar requirements of Charlie Sheen. (Well, that explains the “romantic” reconciliation between Denise and Charlie!)
Custody of pets is another common concern. Bennett once handled a case that dictated the destination of a couple's taxidermied horse. Even gardeners, baby sitters and pool men have been addressed. (Oh man…arguing about a stuffed horse. Is that the height of lunacy or what? The judge should have pulled a Solomon in that case and just cut the sucker in half.)Most states, including California, consider anything earned or bought after the wedding day to be community property that should be divided equally in a divorce. Prenuptial agreements — which are signed by both parties by don't have to be filed in court — can legally determine the distribution of almost anything the couple shared, from art collections to country club memberships. (Oh boy again…if it were D and me, we’d wrangle over DVDs, art supplies and books.)
But discussing the prenup isn't exactly romantic. (As Eddie Murphy said, "Tell us something we don't know, m**********r.")
"The problem is the implied distrust," said Jeremy Ritzlin, a longtime Los Angeles marriage and family therapist. (Well, YEAH! There’s a certain amount of distrust anyway when you’re approaching marriage. When my parents got married - before the ceremony - my dad was outside sitting on the curb smoking a cigarette and trying to figure out if he should just run away to Mexico.)
One of Bennett's celebrity clients was so worried about offending his future wife, he skipped a prenup in favor of financial planning to keep his pre-marriage property separate. (That makes sense…) Roseanne Barr was so in love with Tom Arnold before their 1990 wedding that she fired her attorney for suggesting she sign a prenup. When the couple divorced four years later, Arnold left with $50 million. (Yeah, but did he use any of it to settle up the bills for the big mansion they were building in Ottumwa, Iowa? HELL NO!)
Britney Spears was reportedly so taken with Kevin Federline that she refused to sign a prenup until her mom and business managers intervened. (Probably one of the smarter things her mother did…as opposed to the boob job Mommy authorized.)
"They may be blinded by love and lust," Bennett said, "but they still need to be protected." (So prenups equal condoms? That explains the lack of romance factor. Perhaps pre-nups should be ribbed for his/her pleasure?)
Sudiegirl’s final opinion?
Tell me again why I wanna get married…if celebrities have this much trouble, what about some little nobody like me?
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