A new service from Rancho Sudiegirl, Inc...blog dating!
Yes, my little turkey pot pies, I have realized that one of my missions here on spaceship earth is to serve my fellow man, so with that in mind...I have decided to list eligible bachelors and bachelorettes on my website in the hopes that they might click with you, faithful readers, and that hopefully a spark will ignite and you will have a happy future thanks to Sudiegirl and her concern for global harmony.
So let's bring out the candidates for your perusal!
Bachelor #1 - This gent enjoys writing songs about toast, worms, and dead cats. He enjoys long walks on the beach and talking about life with that special someone.
I love a man that uses a handbag
Bachelor #2 loves props, but not as much as playing hide and seek around brick buildings. If you don't mind a predilection for rubber gloves, Howie M. is your magic man indeed!
You know, Vaseline helps with hairball problems!
Bachelor #3 likes to stick out his tongue and wear brightly colored shirts. He is also a prop aficionado, but he is in need of some good conditioner. Only qualified hairdressers need apply.
What about your friends? Give 'em a snap back!
Bachelors #4 and 5, Blaine and Antoine are very much in touch with their feminine side, and they're close personal friends with Vidal Sassoon and Paul Mitchell. Metrosexuals? Maybe, but don't hold it against them. Very knowledgable in the world of film, The Weather Girls and lipgloss.
Well, ladies, that's all for now...I'll bring out more as time allows. In the meantime, as the Weather Girls say, "It's raining men!"
Matchmaker Sudiegirl
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