Wednesday, April 23, 2008

OK - the goofiness will commence once more.

I happened to notice this first headline:

Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer

Then, I noticed this one:

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

So the best way to say it?

I guess if you're scared of your penis being stolen, better keep your hands on it. You'll prevent cancer in the process too!