Friday, March 07, 2008

short sweet and to the point - thank god i could do this...

The Headline: What should Obama and Clinton say to woo superdelegates?

Here's what I think:

1. Obama should say,

"Sudiegirl is going to perform at my inaugural ball because you folks have good taste and will pick me as your man in the White House. Oh, and I can dance."

2. Hillary should say,
"I quit."
I has spoken, so shall it be.

(I say that a lot...God bless Mammy Yokum for that phrase.)