Bitter? NAH...not much...

The blurb on Yahoo! reads something like this:

Newly divorced, an Australian man is auctioning his home, furniture, job, and friends.

You gotta admit, that's a pretty good idea.

As a matter of fact, there are many things I'd like to auction off in my life. Or at least place classified ads for. Here's some:

FOR RENT: One slightly used libido. Included in rental fee: testimonials from a high school band director and a trumpet player for a salsa band, as well as unopened lubricants. First come, first served.

So, if you could sell any unwanted part of your life, or rent it to some other individual, what would you rent/sell?

Let me know in the comments, please!!!