Musings of a chick: A plea to those in blogland...

I know that the media has been so prompt about delivering us the latest news about K-Fed and Brit's breakup. For example:

**Click here for a link to a photo of Britney's divorce papers.

**This link tells us the REAL reason for their breakup.

**If you click here, you'll be able to read about the wonderful world of Britney's net worth.

**And HERE is where you'll find a link to a news story where the Irish strike back at the cracker teen queen.

But alas...that doesn't really bring us to the heart of the matter. Mr. Fab has dressed up in his best Elvis regalia to win Ms. Brit's heart (check out the Mopey Monday entry to see what I mean). But what has been done for poor ol' K-Fed?

I do like the "Fed-Ex" joke that's been buzzing around, but come on! K-Fed is one lonely, shiftless, no-good bum. The fact that he's vaguely good looking at a distance in dim light further adds to his charisma, in my honest opinion.

The staff here at Rancho Sudiegirl, Inc. wants to help K-Fed, but we can't do it without your help. Therefore, I would like to present to you "Project Lovebirds".

The goal of this project is to present a few candidates to the public for approval, and the winner will be presented to K-Fed by the loving staff of Rancho Sudiegirl, Inc.

He has not endorsed this project in any way, shape or form, which we consider to be an advantage.

So what are we waiting for? Let's bring out the candidates...and we will also include a poll in this entry so you can begin voting.

This crop of lovely ladies are our candidates for K-Fed's intended. We've got one that's rich, one that's crazy, one that's questionable, one that can beat the crap out of him, and one that can interview him and ask the hard-hitting questions.

Now...here's what we're going to do. Please peruse the photos of the five lovely ladies, and then vote in the poll listed on the side bar. The voting will start now, and finish up by Wednesday, November 25th. (Why? So we can actually have appetites for Thanksgiving.)

In addition, I'd be happy to post a "personal ad" from each lovely lady, showcasing the unique qualities they possess that may prove indispensable to the man - the myth, I tell you - that is Kevin Federline.

So now...I'll leave you to the voting, and tomorrow will be Paris Hilton's appeal to K-Fed.

Don't worry - you won't be disappointed. These ladies might be, but you won't.

I can smell love in the air, can't you? Oh wait...that's my deodorant.

Here's a little love song from K-Fed to all the little ladies out there, as well.