Britney rides again?

Well...what happened here?

This is what happens when your mom lets you get breast implants before you graduate from high school, isn't it?

I know I'm not the first to blog about this, nor will I be the last, but to be perfectly blunt, I was acting like this before it was publicly acceptable.

"I've been missin' out on LIFE! On THINGS!"

"HUH?"

God, she's charming.

No wonder Federline married her...she's pretty damned entertaining, and a hell of a role model.

Hats off, Brit.