And now, from the "New Match for McCartney? Why not?" files and Yahoo! News...

Sudiegirl sez: Never let it be said that I didn’t care about celebrities who go through troubled times. Paul McCartney truly deserves a good woman, and this is the best I could do at this point. If you could put her attributes in a personal ad, it might look something like this:





“Newly SWF with penchant for truth embroidery seeking rich and talented newly SWM for lawn mowing and other outdoor activities. I’m serious – I’m not in this for the money – REALLY!”







Well…look at it this way…she looks like Laurie Metcalf from “Roseanne”. That should count for something!








Runaway Bride's Wedding Reportedly Off
23 minutes ago

The runaway bride who generated a media storm with her phony tale of abduction and the fiance who took her back have broken up for good, the man's friends and family told People Magazine. (Well, at least one person in this world has sense. And BTW, I’m not referring to the female subject of this news piece.)

"We're just glad there's a final resolution," John Mason's father, Claude Mason, told the magazine. He had planned to be his son's best man at the wedding. (No kidding. But what are you going to do with all the monogrammed napkins?)

Jennifer Wilbanks, 33, told the magazine: "John and I have some things to work out." (Yeah, including the proper dosage of your meds.)

Wilbanks would not confirm or deny a breakup, the magazine said on its Web site Thursday. She, her attorney and a family spokesman did not respond to requests seeking comment Friday. Her mother, Joyce Parrish, declined to comment. (OK, WHY does this bimbo need a family spokesman? I get the attorney point, but why a spokesman? Can’t they speak for themselves? Actually, why drag the family into this? This is her thing now – SHE should speak for herself.)

Wilbanks disappeared four days before the scheduled wedding in April 2005. Hundreds of police officers and volunteers searched for her for three days before she called Mason from Albuquerque, N.M., claiming to have been abducted and sexually assaulted. (I remember commenting on this situation in a previous blog entry. I want to apologize for sympathizing with her…she’s one fry short of a happy meal, folks. Just LOOK at her.)

She later recanted, saying she fled because of personal issues, and pleaded no contest to telling police a phony story. She also was sentenced to two years probation, which she performed through community service that included mowing the lawns of public buildings. (Ya know what? Her community service would have been better spent helping me do laundry. I’ve got a lot of stuff to wash!)


Sudiegirl’s final opinion?
I smell CUPID’s arrow flying through the air. (It smells like chocolate, BTW)

Hey…McCartney could do a lot worse! How about having Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan fighting over you? There ya go!