Mangled headlines and Muppet Oscar Predictions...WHAT A COUNTRY!

Just when you thought it was safe…MORE MANGLED HEADLINES!


Yellowstone Bulge May Cause Thermal Unrest
(Is that the new term for “stretching out of thermal fabric”?)



Glitter’s Prosecutor Demands Up To Four Years Jail
(Now come on…I didn’t like Mariah Carey’s movie either, but that’s a rather harsh assessment!)

The Keys to Happiness, and Why We Don’t Use Them
(I misplaced mine…they were on the coffee table.)




Senate Considers Independent Ethics Office
(Among those applying: Leona Helmsley, Heidi Fleiss, Pete Rose, Tom Sizemore, and the entire staff of The National Enquirer.)



Actor Jack Wild dies at 53
(Will H.R. Pufnstuf be a pallbearer? Will the magical flute be buried with him? Will the funeral service be produced by Sid and Marty Krofft, and will Witchiepoo give the eulogy? We gotta know these things, people!)

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Today is gray and chilly here in DC, with a threat of rain. Great…just what I needed.

OH well…I’m having a good day today.

BTW, if you go to movies.go.com, my two favorite grumpy old men, Statler & Waldorf from “The Muppet Show”, are giving Oscar predictions. Even though I still think there should still be a gag order on the media making predictions, I will forgive the Muppets.

In other topics…well, I am not sure if there are other topics I want to cover at this point. I think I’ll keep it short and sweet like myself, and I’ll be back later tonight or tomorrow.

Smooches!
Sudiegirl