OK, Larry the Cable Guy is now one of the great philosophers of the Universe

I just like Larry the Cable Guy's humor...I'm sorry, tear up my membership card to the ACLU, but he's funny as hell!

He does these analogies, and the only one I had presence of mind enough to retain is:

"...more frustrated than Ray Charles with a "Where's Waldo" book..."

Now THAT's FUNNY! I think even Ray Charles would agree, rest his soul.

Does anyone else have funny analogies such as this?

Sudiegirl