Actual e-mail dialogue b/t my sister and me regarding the whole Pillsbury Dougboy vs. Mr. Peanut issue...

Who would win in a fight...the Pillsbury Doughboy or Mr. Peanut?
Please e-mail your answer and how you came up with it, and the results will be on my BLOG.
Sue Ellen

The peanut is tougher, no doubt, and since he is a nut, he is unpredictable, but even a little pasty fat boy with a bad hat should be able to whoop ass on someone with a monocle and spats. But, even taking into consideration the stick, the shell and the hat I think the big PDB could "flob" him and the fight is over.
ruth

Well, the peanut is older, that's for sure, and maybe since he's dressed so stylin', he's got friends who could take out the "Flour Boy" without a problem. Plus, what if the PDB is allergic to peanuts?

That's why God made Benadryl. He can put on a scuba tank and wrap himself in plastic wrap. He could also lure him into a food processor with a good beer (ya know, peanuts and beer?) then jump out and push the button. Peanut, peanut butter, JELLY!
Ruth

Very unique...you've been thinking about this, haven't you?
However, it would also be noteworthy if Mr. P had a gluten intolerance or an allergy to processed flour. So far, the PDB is winning this one...

Despite the fact that the Big PDB has a voice that makes him sound like he should be hanging out at a bus station, let's face it, a peanut is a peanut. It can only get so big, but PDB and all his buddies can get together in a batch and flob him.
r

Let's see...who would his buddies be? (Actually, we may have to divvy them up between PDB and P-Man...)
The M&M Guys
The Hamburger Helper hand (that only has 4 fingers)
The AFLAC Duck
The GEICO Gecko
The Taco Bell Dog
The RCA Victor Dog and his son (Little Nipper)
Buster Brown and his dog
Cap'n Crunch
King Ding Dong
Twinkie the Kid
Spuds McKenzie
The "Dude, You're Gettin' a Dell" Guy
The "Whazzup!?" Guys
Morris the Cat
King Vitaman
The Budweiser Frogs
Charlie Tuna
Mother Nature from the old "Chiffon" commercials
The thief and his dog from the Cookie Crisp commercials
Michael Jackson (Why? He's not real either)

Mother Nature would whoop ass on all of them. Because, with one wave of her hand she could... The AFLAC Duck would eat the M&M guys and the GEICO Gecko. Morris the Cat would eat Charlie Tuna. Michael Jackson would eat Twinkie the Kid, because it isn't made of real food. The"Dude, You're Getting a Dell" Guy and The "Whazzup!?" dudes would get drunk with Budwiser Frogs. Cap'n Crunch...well you know how sailors are. King Vitamin would declare Dog Fight Day for his royal entertainment, and The Taco Bell Dog would get eaten by the RCA Victor dog and Little Nipper. Then the Cookie Thief's dog would steal the Victrola and run away causing the theif to become bereft and run off to a monestary. Spuds McKenzie would miss the whole thing because he was drunk with the Dell Dude, Whazzups and the Frogs. Buster Brown would go to Neverland Ranch with Michael Jackson and then Mother Nature would leave with King Ding Dong and The Hamburger Helper guy would go along to lend a hand.
r

No, you're just proving that, like it or not, this whole insanity thing IS genetic.