Jeff Foxworthy

I have decided...if Jeff Foxworthy ever gets dumped by his wife, I want him. I don't care...I admire him, I think he's cute, and he's funnier than hell!

Two lines that have made me think this way:

1. Why is a redneck murder so hard to solve? The DNA's the same and there's no dental records.

2. Show me a three-year-old running around WalMart in his underwear drinking Coca-cola out of a baby bottle and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan.

Bill Engvall runs a close second. However, the third member of their "Blue Collar Group", Larry the Cable Guy, is funny but nowhere near a physical ideal. Maybe I could love him for his mind, huh?

You can take the girl away from the rednecks, but you can't take the redneck out of the girl, and until the next entry, I remain...

Sudiegirl (trolling for rednecks)

P.S. Larry the Cable Guy's website is rather entertaining...www.larrythecableguy.com