Once more into the meme, dear friends...courtesy of LIME...

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments, what is it?
Produce: baby carrots - I can stick two of 'em in my mouth and pretend I'm a walrus.
Frozen: Chubby Hubby ice cream
Meat: chicken
Dairy: yogurt
Canned goods: corn


Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
sweatpants
t-shirt
socks


If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
What?
No
Yes
I'm sorry, he's not in right now. May I take a message?

So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
checking my e-mail
checking my blog comments
going to icanhascheezburger.com
eating ice cubes


You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
Uh...traffic?
Michael Phelps
Hearing "American Pie" for the 100th time.


Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
nap nap nap nap nap


We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
panda
tiger
snack bar


You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?
I don't have an opinion on that one...been out of the loop with TV for a while

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
George Clooney
chocolate
chocolate and peanut butter


Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
lint
lipstick
paper
pens
directions to George Clooney's house


You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
George Clooney's towel girl
that's it really...anything else would be anti-climactic



If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

Lighten the hell up
There's a man out there for you, and his name is George Clooney. Write it down.
Go to the doctor...there's something wrong with you.
Keep singing.