I'm almost ten years away...

My mother was a Red Hat Society member, and I just realized I'm about 10 years away from that designation.

I don't feel middle aged. Am I? Technically, yes, but I am still childish.

This is too weird...I'm going to use my crayons later to balance everything out, ok?

*sigh*

Anyone else in my boat? Talk 2 me, please...