next step for the crocodile huntress and other stuff...

OK...the next step in my quest to be "the Crocodile Huntress" is my logo.

Check it out...


Those surveyed seem to like the fabulous catchphrase of "EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!", so I think that's a keeper too.

Also, nobody else volunteered to be my assistant so Jules is stuck with the job.

So what's next? Well, I guess it would be a variety of animals from which to choose...I mean, even though Irwin was called "The Crocodile Hunter", he did deal with more animals than crocs, right?

So once again, I need your help, my friends. What kind of animal would you like the Crocodile Huntress to bond with? Come on, now...don't be shy.

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Today's International League of Butthead inductees are both thieves, but they steal really weird stuff.

Inductee #1: a nameless German thief

Reason: To quote the article -

A bungling German thief stole a pair of shoes in two different sizes and was caught when he went back to the shop to fix his mistake -- decked out in the very clothes he had stolen, authorities said Friday.

Judge's comments:

I don't think I have to say any more, do I? Wait, here it comes...DUH!!!!
Inductee #2: a nameless thief from Indiana (I see a trend here, don't you?)

Reason: The thief stole 300 pounds of porkburgers and 48 lbs. of hot dogs from a walk-in freezer located inside the Cromwell Community Center (Cromwell, Indiana).

To quote the article:

Cromwell Town Marshal Rich Snyder said the 300 pounds of porkburgers and 48 pounds of hot dogs were taken either late Saturday or early Sunday from the Cromwell Community Center's walk-in freezer in the town about 35 miles northwest of Fort Wayne.

The hot dogs and porkburgers were to be used at a Lions' Club food stand to raise money for high school scholarships.

Double plus bonus: Even though the Lions Club was able to get more porkburgers to use for their sale, they still took a hit from the loss.

Judge's comments:

So much for Midwestern friendliness and compassion, huh?

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You know what? The news never ceases to amaze me. It's also inspired the good folks at Rancho Sudiegirl, Inc.

According to this article, a young mother from Gettysburg, PA created her own incentive system for getting her child motivated for academic success. In short, she let her 13-year old son smoke dope with her if he did all his homework. It's been a family tradition since the boy was eleven years of age.

Well, I know Mr. Fabulous may be miffed that he didn't think of the idea first, but hey...life's like that sometimes. If you're nice to me, Mr. Fab, you can be my partner in this endeavor.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...


(Please note this is not a REAL endorsement of pot use - I just think it's funny as hell.)

I think the promo would be worded something like this...

Is your child BORED with school?

Does your son stare out the window when class is in session, dreaming of the last bell?

Does your daughter apply lipgloss multiple times just to escape the drudgery of multiplication tables?

Well, WORRY no more. This revolutionary new system is designed to get your child enthusiastic about...well...uh...

Oh hell...just toke up after the honework's done. Read the instruction manual and enjoy the complimentary bong.

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With that, have a great day!

Sudiegirl