Twisted Thursday headlines, a really stupid idea, and a really cutie-pie comedian for the Unlikely Sexy Guys pantheon

Gov. Schwarzenegger, Teachers Reach Deal
(Free copies of "Kindergarten Cop" for ALL!)










12 Species of Flies Get Federal Protection
(Great...so if they are biting flies and I smack them, thus killing them, I'm going to be arrested for murder and vilified by PETA. Great start to a Thursday...dammit)








Google Introduces New Products for Users
(Users, New Products...New Products, Users. Sorry - I really liked that part of David Letterman's stint as an Oscar host.)






Women's Deaths Mystery Widens
(SYNTAX! Where is the SYNTAX?)












Keith Richards Discharged From Hospital
(Look on the bright side - at least he provided his own anesthetic!)











Jefferson's Mountain Opens for Tours
(As the strains of "Movin' On Up" fill the air, Sherman Hemsley struts to the front gate in his paisley smoking jacket yelling ‘WEEEEEZZZEEEEYYYYY’!.)






A-Rod Answers Boss With Homer
(A-Rod was quoted as saying, "Mmmmmm...beer..." to Bruce Springsteen, huh? Now THAT is news!)








Well, folks…it’s nearing the end of another glorious week here in the DC metro area, and today is one of those “gray and imposing kind of days”. Your old pal Sudiegirl is gonna liven things up a bit. It’s the LEAST I could do…well…not technically. The LEAST I could do is NOTHING!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA…my…I really need to get out more.

Well, one of the things that’s on my mind is the onset of “Baby First TV”. The guiding principle is this: for an extra $10 a month, you too can have satellite TV that allows parents interact with their child, with the targeted market being from six months to 3 years.

Isn’t that great?

For an extra ten-spot you can pay for something that you SHOULD ALREADY BE DOING IF YOU’RE A PARENT!!!!!!!

God – what is up with parents? I mean, I know I’m speaking as a crabby, fast-approaching-middle-age childless neurotic, but come on! An extra $10 will come in handy for buying diapers, food, milk, clothing, or other things that babies need. Isn’t the point to get the kids AWAY from the TV?

Man…it’s a pretty sad state of affairs when the childless bipolar chick is NOT OK with concepts like this.

Second, I hate to say that the “unlikely sexy guys pantheon” is filling up fast. The latest addition? Lee Evans.

Yes…that cutie pie physical comedian Lee Evans.

Here are some pictures to further prove my point…





I don’t care that he’s married…I just wanna look at him. He’s just so CUTE! I just wanna hug him and hug him…wow.

Whatever…I am truly pathetic.

So anyway, things are slowly improving, and all D and I can do is just plug away. Things will get better again, and then someday they’ll get worse. Isn’t life great?

Sudiegirl the fatalist