Weirdness, life, and other things
Greetings, y'all!
Not a whole lot going on this holiday weekend...I am just marveling at the fact that this month marks ONE YEAR since I have decided to make my mark on the internet. Amazing, huh?
Also, four years ago on July 4th was when I first trod on DC land. Lots of things have changed since then...9/11, the snipers, etc. The only thing that hasn't changed is the fact that I want to stay here. I love it here! In spite of the high cost of living, I truly love it here.
Well, in keeping with my anti-Tom Cruise campaign, here is my list of:
"Oooh, that makes me very angry! Very angry!"
- Tom Cruise
- Madonna
- Anybody that badmouths Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
- People that enter their children in beauty pageants (yeah, right, it's all about the scholarships...)
- The folks listed as recipients of the "Golden Toilet Brush Awards" from entries back in January
- Prettyprof815@yahoo.com (yep, I'm still gunnin' for you, babe)
- My first husband
- All the Kennedys except Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg and Christopher Lawford (rowr)
- Many of my previous bosses, including the lawyer/germophobe and the lesbian radio announcer
- Mike Love of The Beach Boys, unless someone can teach him to sing from his diaphragm instead of his sinuses.
- REO Speedwagon (esp. the nasal lead singer)
- Dennis DeYoung from Styx
- Weasel and Cerph from WARW in DC (Unless Weasel gets a good decongestant and Cerph quits telling Bush twin jokes, which are about as funny as Amy Carter jokes these days)
- The dipshit who decided that in addition to shrinkwrapping DVDs, you should also put those extra-sticky "Security Protection Required" labels on the top, middle and bottom of the DVD case. I mean, it's embarrasing enough to buy some of the DVDs I own, but COME ON! Let me enjoy my guilty pleasure in a much quicker manner, thank you!
- Did I mention Madonna?
- Whoever the brain trust was that let Ted Turner come up with the idea for Captain Planet! Next thing you know, he'll be colorizing black and white movies...oh wait...never mind.
- The doofus that draws "Nancy". Does anyone even READ that strip anymore? If it turns out that it is no longer manufactured, I will withdraw this entry on the list, but I need proof.
- Any woman, upon being asked to reschedule an appointment for a service such as air conditioner repair, says, "Well, you know, I work." Ya know what, dumb ass? So do I! What, do you think I'm doing this from the comfort of my own home, wearing my best polyester moo-moo and bunny slippers? Get a grip! Gloria Steinem would be ashamed.
Well, on that note, fair readers, I have exercised my right to free speech. Whether you like it or not remains to be seen, but I have the right to say it, so there! Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!
Patriotically yours,
Sudiegirl
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