Tokin' at Grandma's House...or from the "Granny Grows Good Ganja" files and Yahoo! News
Man Accused of Growing Pot at Grandma's
Sun Jun 19, 6:21 PM ET
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. - Cumberland County authorities arrested a man who they say found a fertile spot to grow some illicit herbs — his grandmother's garden.
(When you care enough to grow the very best...grow it at Grandma's.)
Cornelius Shaw, 30, is charged with manufacturing marijuana that he allegedly grew in his grandmother's back yard, the sheriff's department said Sunday. He was arrested at her house Friday and was freed on $3,000 bond.
(OK, how much you wanna bet that Grandma was dumb enough to pay his bail? Either that, or she wanted to pay his bond so she could kick his ass all the way home? I know that's what my grandma would have done!)
An off-duty sheriff's deputy discovered the weed patch when he was at a yard sale.
(Whoa...I'd better start garage sailin' more often, huh? Never know what one might find!)
Tom Zilg glanced into the yard next door and spotted what investigators later established was 25 marijuana plants with a street value of $25,000, according to a department news release.
(Hmmm...I wonder how Grandma explained that at her last Red Hat Society meeting?)
Sudiegirl's opinion...
Notice, first of all, that NO DISCLAIMER was used. Why? Because I don't care if I offend this guy. That was DUMB! Just nothing short of dumb. I mean, are you that hard up for a garden plot that you have to use Grandma's? That's not the kind of plant that blends in too well, as we learned from the sharp eye of Mr. Zilg as he was hangin' out at the yard sale trying to find velvet paintings of Elvis or mismatched Tupperware. My god, man, that's what GIRLFRIENDS are for! (oops...may have to go back to the disclaimer thing...damn...)
Sudiegirl
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