My dreams have been shattered...Oh Brad, where did you take the wrong turning?

(OK, as a blogger I have to comment on the whole Brad-n-Jen thing, and it's very sad, etc., etc. Also, Angelina J. is one of my all-time faves, and I just want the whole sad mess to NOT BE TRUE! If there is a God, please...let these three work out their differences on "Jerry Springer" so I may get a decent night's sleep once again...and please, someone SLAP me in the face before I go completely overboard!)

Brad and Angelina: Caught on Camera

Brad and Angelina were spotted together on the streets of Costiera Amalfi, Italy.

Photo Credit: Star Magazine
Tuesday January 18 1:32 PM ET

To the casual observer, Brad Pitt and the woman with whom he was strolling through the streets of romantic Costiera Amalfi, Italy, on Oct. 30, looked like head-over-heels lovers, perhaps even newlyweds.

“There really seemed to be a chemistry between them,” said one onlooker. Unfortunately for Jennifer Aniston, she wasn’t the woman on her husband’s arm — it was Angelina Jolie. Star has never-before-seen photos showing the movie stars as they tenderly touched in the small, quaint seaside resort town near Naples.
(I hate tabloids, for the most part...they seem to ruin so many people's lives, you know?)

The pictures show the Mr. and Mrs. Smith co-stars getting increasingly cozy after the movie cameras stopped rolling on the film they were shooting. The pair, according to witnesses, took a stroll together along the picturesque streets of the village and were “always laughing and joking.”
(Could it be possible that they're buddies? I mean, Angelina hangs on EVERYONE like that, even her own BROTHER!)

Brad, 41, and Angelina, 29, were on the exclusive Amalfi coast to shoot scenes for their movie. They stayed at the plush, five-star Hotel Santa Caterina, in separate $1,200-per-night suites, and dined under the moonlight on the hotel’s terrace, overlooking the Mediterranean.
(What, so now it's a crime to eat? Does the STAR have spies everywhere? How well are they paid? Better rethink my career plans...)

One onlooker said: "You wouldn't have thought that Brad had a wife back in America. He and Angelina looked like lovers." Representatives for both the stars have denied that there was any romantic relationship between Brad and Angelina.
(Well of COURSE they would! Duh! That's what REPRESENTATIVES DO! It's called Spin Control. Ask "Those Wacky Kennedys" about it.)


Meanwhile, Brad and Jennifer, now on the road to divorce, are no longer even living in the same house — a $13.5-million Beverly Hills mansion that he decorated, but that Jennifer always hated.
(Hmm...wonder what that "decor" job was like? Lots of mounted animal heads? Big Mouth Billy Bass? Dogs Playing Poker? The mind reels...)

As of press time, she was living in West Hollywood with her friend and hairdresser, Chris McMillan, the man responsible for giving her the famous “Rachel” haircut.
(Ooh...I smell a "Shampoo" remake! Of COURSE he's gay, he's a hairdresser, right?)

Brad's family is hoping for a reconciliation between he and his wife, but only time will tell if he and Jen get back together or if he and Angelina become Hollywood's next glamour couple.
(Actually, it might be interesting for Brad to have Jon Voight for an in-law...two manly, yet sensitive men with great lips. Even though Angelina and her dear dad aren't speaking, maybe Brad can help heal the great rift between them, and then they can all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!)

For more details on Brad & Angelina, plus more exclusive pictures of them together, check out Star, on newsstands beginning this Thursday.
(Yeah, I'll get right on that after I have my bikini area waxed.)

Sudiegirl's final word?

LEAVE BRAD ALONE! He can f**k goats if he wants to, as long as he looks good doing it. He's friends with George Clooney, and hey, he could do a lot worse than Angelina. (Can you say Anna Nicole Smith?) After all, Angelina studied at the Actors' Studio, I think. Maybe Jen can hook up with David Schwimmer and have children that look like basset hounds and whine a lot. Ya think?