Things that make you go hmmm (courtesy of Kandace S.)...

Why is it that when one idiotic lunatic finds you, they all find you? Do they have some kind of esp that allows them to communicate or do they emit some kind of chemical like ants and bees that lets all the rest of the seriously mentally ill and stupid find you? cats seem to do that too..if one stray finds you, you'll end up applying for a cattery license in a month or two, but I've always figured cats DO have some type of esp.

Why is it that all professionals (doctors, lawyers - yes i included myself - vets, engineers, K-12 teachers, and others that think they're professionals so they attempt to act like them) treat you like you have an IQ of 50 until you prove them wrong?

Why do children have the innate need to throw up on you, on nights that you really truly need your sleep? Why do children vomit on you, when they're standing right next to the toilet?

Why does a 12-year-old boy still have the desire to see if the car doors opens while driving down the highway (he's already tried it once, he's 12, hasn't he figured it out yet?)

Why do you have to tell the really annoying people who refuse to listen to shut up? Better yet, why do you have to deal with them at all, can't we just ship them off somewhere?

Good questions all...any opinions?